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</description><title>Short Attention Span Theatre...</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @multijay)</generator><link>http://multijay.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>My Current Location, sent from Tanjas SOS Torch</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Currently I am at the following location: Current Location: Latitude: 34.17111° North Longitude: 118.38585° West Accuracy: 564 m Google Maps -Sent without Jay’s permission by his newly sentient iPhone&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/79571125</link><guid>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/79571125</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:07:04 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>H4ckkxxxz0rzz!  RUN!!!!</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" id="video" width="400" height="350" data="http://www.kxan.com/video/videoplayer.swf"&gt;&lt;param value="http://www.kxan.com/video/videoplayer.swf" name="movie" /&gt;&lt;param value="&amp;skin=MP1ExternalAll-MFL.swf&amp;embed=true&amp;flv=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ekxan%2Ecom%2Ffeeds%2FoutboundFeed%3FobfType%3DVIDEO%5FPLAYER%5FSMIL%5FFEED%26componentId%3D19737737&amp;img=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia2%2Ekxan%2Ecom%2F%2Fphoto%2F2009%2F01%2F29%2FHacked%5Froad%5Fsigns%5Fin%5FAusa2c04b3f%2Dd57c%2D4bc4%2D8a76%2De4d8f4ba2d5c0000%5F20090129024123%5F640%5F480%2EJPG&amp;story=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ekxan%2Ecom%2Fdpp%2Fnews%2FRoad%5Fsigns%5Fwarn%5Fof%5Fzombies" name="FlashVars" /&gt;&lt;param value="all" name="allowNetworking" /&gt;&lt;param value="always" name="allowScriptAccess" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;H4ckkxxxz0rzz!  RUN!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/74383054</link><guid>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/74383054</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:56:23 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>MacBook Wheel.  “The Wheel.  Reinvented.” ...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer2/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/92328/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/NO_KEYBOARD_article.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=Apple%20Introduces%20Revolutionary%20New%20Laptop%20With%20No%20Keyboard"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;MacBook Wheel.  “The Wheel.  Reinvented.”  “One Button.  Endless Possibilities.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/69538380</link><guid>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/69538380</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:55:09 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Good Advice</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Q) If you were to offer an aspiring punk band any advice now, based on your experiences, what would it be?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A) One: when your drummer has recurrent mental breakdowns and runs off in the night, naked, after shows, then you might have a little problem. Two: when your singer writes a lyric featuring the chorus, “Fuck you for pissing on me / Fuck you for pissing on me”, directed at the other members of the group, that might be a good time for a little talk. Three: if two of the members of your group are romantically involved with the same person, who is also your tour manager, resulting in dramas on a daily basis, sit down and discuss the situation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="500" width="342" src="http://www.fak3r.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/refused_1.jpg" align="text-bottom"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—Kristofer Steen, guitar - Refused&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/67226630</link><guid>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/67226630</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 17:57:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"Marketing is product design, not advertising. Good, useful products practically sell themselves..."</title><description>“Marketing is product design, not advertising. Good, useful products practically sell themselves because they’re designed with the marketing built in and the market in mind. Advertising is the cost of being boring or poorly designed.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="134" width="124" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/68452384/lennonclose.png" align="baseline"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—Ty White (Topspin Media)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/67225465</link><guid>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/67225465</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 17:48:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Some of the animation that I grew up watching was created during...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5kr9SLW6qrg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5kr9SLW6qrg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some of the animation that I grew up watching was created during the 50’s and 60’s and contain not-so-subtle hallucinogenic references.  Take a journey to the center of Linus’ mind…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/61938173</link><guid>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/61938173</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 22:44:21 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>At the local grocery store in my new hood, they smoke a LOT of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/s4I0qUoJWezrdwf4JCeT1kH0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;At the local grocery store in my new hood, they smoke a LOT of meat every Saturday afternoon.  I hereby pledge to eat a tri-tip sandwich every Saturday afternoon for as long as my incisors allow.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/54251951</link><guid>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/54251951</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 14:54:26 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>My Current Location</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Currently I am at the following location: Current Location: Latitude: 34.16656° North Longitude: 118.38402° West Accuracy: 1144 m Google Maps -Reluctantly sent from Jay’s iPhone.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/54161034</link><guid>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/54161034</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:09:04 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>If you must have an "Out Of Office" reply message, pls have one as good as this...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;“Like Moses, I have been cast out into the desert to wander the vast and unforgiving wilderness, to ponder my sins and commune with a higher power, to find the true meaning of life, and perhaps my left eye as well. Helluva vacation, right? I’ll be back in the office on Monday August 18th. If you’re lucky, your email made it to my annoyberry and I know what you want.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/46874819</link><guid>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/46874819</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:55:39 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>How is “Clamato” available in supermarkets and the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/s4I0qUoJWbc0g6dfnwhCh5Ec_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How is “Clamato” available in supermarkets and the diety-like &lt;b&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41fcSEDyFwo"&gt;bacon donut&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; toils in relative obscurity?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/42012646</link><guid>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/42012646</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:57:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Henry Mancini meets John Williams  </title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z25t-PQDn5A&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z25t-PQDn5A&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Henry Mancini meets John Williams  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/41691199</link><guid>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/41691199</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:51:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>What’s New In Baltimore?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/s4I0qUoJWa71sgeczZgQXF75_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;What’s New In Baltimore?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/38332590</link><guid>http://multijay.tumblr.com/post/38332590</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:57:03 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;object id="WNVideoCanvasDEFAULTdivWNVideoCanvas" width="400" height="252"&gt; &#13;
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Better than A Chumby
Way better than Apple TV
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&lt;li&gt;Better than A Chumby&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Way better than Apple TV&lt;/li&gt;
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