Short Attention Span Theatre..., Another spam email, in its entirety, as it appeared in my inbox today. Sadly, there was no url for me to "c+heck t*h'i*s ou+t".

Another spam email, in its entirety, as it appeared in my inbox today. Sadly, there was no url for me to “c+heck t*h’i*s ou+t”.

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