Short Attention Span Theatre...

Jul 06

and we’re back…

Control Room B of the Battersea Power Station.  Might hafta blow this up on canvas for my living room.

and we’re back…

Control Room B of the Battersea Power Station.  Might hafta blow this up on canvas for my living room.

Feb 18

My Current Location, sent from Tanjas SOS Torch

Currently I am at the following location: Current Location: Latitude: 34.17111° North Longitude: 118.38585° West Accuracy: 564 m Google Maps -Sent without Jay’s permission by his newly sentient iPhone

Jan 30

[video]

Dec 28

Good Advice

Q) If you were to offer an aspiring punk band any advice now, based on your experiences, what would it be?

A) One: when your drummer has recurrent mental breakdowns and runs off in the night, naked, after shows, then you might have a little problem. Two: when your singer writes a lyric featuring the chorus, “Fuck you for pissing on me / Fuck you for pissing on me”, directed at the other members of the group, that might be a good time for a little talk. Three: if two of the members of your group are romantically involved with the same person, who is also your tour manager, resulting in dramas on a daily basis, sit down and discuss the situation.

—Kristofer Steen, guitar - Refused

“Marketing is product design, not advertising. Good, useful products practically sell themselves because they’re designed with the marketing built in and the market in mind. Advertising is the cost of being boring or poorly designed.” —

—Ty White (Topspin Media)

Nov 27

[video]

Oct 12

At the local grocery store in my new hood, they smoke a LOT of meat every Saturday afternoon.  I hereby pledge to eat a tri-tip sandwich every Saturday afternoon for as long as my incisors allow.

At the local grocery store in my new hood, they smoke a LOT of meat every Saturday afternoon.  I hereby pledge to eat a tri-tip sandwich every Saturday afternoon for as long as my incisors allow.

Oct 11

My Current Location

Currently I am at the following location: Current Location: Latitude: 34.16656° North Longitude: 118.38402° West Accuracy: 1144 m Google Maps -Reluctantly sent from Jay’s iPhone.

Aug 21

If you must have an “Out Of Office” reply message, pls have one as good as this…

“Like Moses, I have been cast out into the desert to wander the vast and unforgiving wilderness, to ponder my sins and commune with a higher power, to find the true meaning of life, and perhaps my left eye as well. Helluva vacation, right? I’ll be back in the office on Monday August 18th. If you’re lucky, your email made it to my annoyberry and I know what you want.”

Jul 12

How is “Clamato” available in supermarkets and the diety-like bacon donut toils in relative obscurity?

How is “Clamato” available in supermarkets and the diety-like bacon donut toils in relative obscurity?

Jul 09

[video]

Jun 13

What’s New In Baltimore?

What’s New In Baltimore?

Jun 10

400,000 Bouncy Black Balls Invade Silverlake Reservoir -

May 31

A 1969 promo poster for “cassette, 8 track cartridge, & open reel tape”.

A 1969 promo poster for “cassette, 8 track cartridge, & open reel tape”.

May 04

My Last.fm wave graph

My Last.fm wave graph