July 2011
1 post
February 2009
1 post
My Current Location, sent from Tanjas SOS Torch
Currently I am at the following location: Current Location: Latitude: 34.17111° North Longitude: 118.38585° West Accuracy: 564 m Google Maps -Sent without Jay’s permission by his newly sentient iPhone
January 2009
1 post
WatchH4ckkxxxz0rzz! RUN!!!!
December 2008
2 posts
Good Advice
Q) If you were to offer an aspiring punk band any advice now, based on your experiences, what would it be?
A) One: when your drummer has recurrent mental breakdowns and runs off in the night, naked, after shows, then you might have a little problem. Two: when your singer writes a lyric featuring the chorus, “Fuck you for pissing on me / Fuck you for pissing on me”, directed at the other members...
“Marketing is product design, not advertising. Good, useful products practically...”
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—Ty White (Topspin Media)
November 2008
1 post
October 2008
2 posts
My Current Location
Currently I am at the following location: Current Location: Latitude: 34.16656° North Longitude: 118.38402° West Accuracy: 1144 m Google Maps -Reluctantly sent from Jay’s iPhone.
August 2008
1 post
If you must have an "Out Of Office" reply message,...
“Like Moses, I have been cast out into the desert to wander the vast and unforgiving wilderness, to ponder my sins and commune with a higher power, to find the true meaning of life, and perhaps my left eye as well. Helluva vacation, right? I’ll be back in the office on Monday August 18th. If you’re lucky, your email made it to my annoyberry and I know what you want.”
July 2008
2 posts
June 2008
2 posts
400,000 Bouncy Black Balls Invade Silverlake... →
May 2008
3 posts
WatchBest web cartoon since “Napster BAD!” Ok, at least since “Lobster Magnet”…
April 2008
2 posts
“Life is 70% maintenance”
Banned Phrases. →
March 2008
4 posts
January 2008
2 posts
I have an archive. w00t~ →
>> Spoiler Alert: Cloverfield Monster Revealed!
December 2007
1 post
“music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without.”
– -Confucious
November 2007
2 posts
Watch
October 2007
3 posts
Another spam email, in its entirety, as it...
C_ra+sh! Boo_m! B,a n+g,! C.W.T.’E h_a_s t’h+e pot e’ntial to retu-rn 5,0+0*% to y+o*u_r mone’y with_in 7 tra+ding d,a.y+s’. H’o*t n+e,w*s re-l’eased tod.ay! C+heck t*h’i*s o u t+.
September 2007
1 post
August 2007
8 posts
Things I'm Going To Do Soon:
Take Taekwondo lessons Get a new tattoo Get 12 gauge piercing through ears Go to Burning Man again Documentation leads to action, right? Updates in this space as they happen. (edit: first Taekwondo class today. Signing up for a year next Tuesday.) (edit: missed Burning Man this year. Too slow. This stays on list)
The End of Time - Really. Seriously. →
“At the tone, the time will be… over”.
Dack Bullshit Generator →
Aggregate sticky eyeballs, syndicate real-time functionalities, or even “recontextualize out-of-the-box action-items” with the Bullshit Generator - weeeee!! If you know anyone that actually talks like this, you’ll understand my desire to throw bricks at my feet when I hear these terms strung together by some tool who says it with conviction.
WatchI made 14 cents from Revver last month. Yippee for web 2.0.
“Los Angeles is five of the best cities in the country, and three or four of the...”
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Watchhack!
Isotopes - Hockey Team Website →
July 2007
5 posts
“Cassette bygone biblical articulatory. Diluent daylight bausch chipmunk cab...”
– A spam email, in it’s entirety, sent to me July 19, 2007
Things I Do Not Like:
Trader Joe’s parking lot Blister packs Chicken gristle Ads on cab hubcaps Airport shuttle busses
June 2007
7 posts
Have lunch with Warren Buffett for only $650,000! →
Police activity in my 'hood: →
It all looks as pleasant as a Google Map, but it also pinpoints the “aggravated assaults” and “grand theft auto” in my neighborhood. Pretty neato for the LAPD. They definitely have an IT department I would not want to fuck with. Or, for you English majors, is that “an IT department with which I would not want to fuck.” The 2nd one doesn’t sound very...
“I am away being reforged in the crucible of the American West. Only the searing...”
– _Max Tolkoff’s Email Away Message, June 20, 2007.
On the hemp?
Odd fact - Ben Franklin was an advocate of the letters C, J, Q, W, X & Y being stricken from the alphabet. wtf? How would I write my name?!? “Zhae”?
This calculates your "mainstream-ness" based on... →
Me? 27.84 mainstream… Bah! I knew that my guilty pleasure of the White Stripes would get me into trouble one day! I have a hard time believing that nearly 28% of people listen to more accesable music than I do… I would’ve guessed to be in the 10th percentile, but only because I’m old and jaded… Less crappy no-name indie rock for me any more… edit: Sunday,...
